nostalgia hits you like a train. it's so hard, you can even wake up.
My brother has a fucking was and I wake up to him twerking
What's worse than waking up with a dead baby next to you? Realizing you were so drunk that you made love to it the night before...
dad: "honey ill be right back i need to get some papers " me: "ok" falls asleep.. *wakes up in an adoption center* damn it was those kind of papers..
what happens when steaven hawkins wakes up from his sleep?
'log in'
I wake up in the morning and I suck my teeth
Yo mama so tall!!! when she wake up from her bed she stands up and found NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!
Yo moma so stupid, that she sat on the tv and watched the couch We are in a matrix, wake up
Me in my dream: what a good day *rumble* ooh! What was dat I wake up and I find myself on the floor
What time is it when you say wake up? It is morning
It’s raining it’s poring. The old man is snoring. He got shot in the head and didn’t wake up in the morning.
What time do dogs wAke up? At school 🏫 is the time dogs wake up
In Ukraine, there was a massive wake-up call by Russia. But for some, the results were the opposite.
what do you call cyanne when she first wakes up? nanny mc phee
What is the continent that AWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope
A women waked up to me and asked me a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women cant be funny.
