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Daddy dick

So true tho ☠️😂🤣

The image shows a Kermit the Frog plush sitting on a white surface. Above Kermit, there is a text saying "Me: I'll do it at 8", "Time: 8.05", and "Me: looks like I gotta wait till 9 now".

Jimmys mom😉

so true

A person is walking on a very narrow path on a mountain wall. The text "Me in the shower waiting for the hot water" is above the image.

Your local comrade

🎵There's a star-man waiting in the sky🎵

Me travelling back in time
to tell Americans there will
be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001,
and to survive it, they have
to climb up to the two tallest
buildings in New York
New Yor
geino

M3ME G0D

3 year old me on the toilet
waiting for my mom to
wipe my ass

Heroin Monkey

A photo of actor Keanu Reeves looking slightly impatient. The text overlay reads: "Me waiting for my grandpa to stop choking so I can tell him I put a lego piece in his oatmeal."

Daddy dick

Hor- wait what the hell is that

A brown horse is running with an odd, almost geometrical, rectangular torso.

Heroin Monkey

The text reads, "The doctor waiting for the parents to stop crying about their dead son so he can announce the $300,000 medical bill." Below the text is a close-up of a man with a slight, almost uncomfortable, smile and a white coat.

Chri5

Wait a damn minute

A man looks thoughtfully at a treat on a stick. The text reads, "Nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there's no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order."

LoserIsPro

me rn : hold up, wait a minute, something ain’t right

The image shows a calculation. 9 + 1 + 1 is displayed with the result below. The result of the calculation is given as 911.

XxxHackerxxX

A skeleton is sitting on a bench. The text says, "ME WAITING FOR MY DAD TO GET MILK. BUT HE NEVER CAME BACK."

✨Jassy✨

Me everyday

A person is standing on a narrow ledge of a cliff with a large mountain view in the background. The text 'Me in the shower waiting for the hot water' is above the image.

Chri5

Tis true

The top half of the image shows a young boy in a blue shirt looking at the camera with a slightly confused expression, and text on top of him reads "Wait a minute, who are you?". The bottom half of the image shows Thanos in gold armor, with his head tilted downward. Below the image of the boy is a definition of Thanos, written as "Thanos. An angry grape who has a rock collection".

Toast ツ

not a meme

Text reads: "at this moment, my bday is coming up. i was planning on ending everything when my bday comes. nobody will change my mind. ive been waiting for 4 years to finally end it all. im turning 16. i just wanna say thank you everyone who stayed with me even if it was just a few weeks or a month or more for other ppl. i just wanna thank you for everything you guys did for me. i just couldn't just abandon what ive been waiting for. ive been waiting for 4 years to finally be able to do it. i waited bc i want to see if i changed my mind. but no, its still the same thing nothing changed. i want to say goodbye for everyone here bc this might be the last time ill be online on boredpanda bc i have to get ready for the day to come. Thank you everyone, i love you guys"

Anonymous

Ignore line & ovals

The image is a screenshot of a Facebook post. The post is a lengthy text about Islamic terrorism. The text includes a fictional dialogue that is supposed to be a parody of a conversation about terrorism. The fictional dialogue begins with a claim that the terrorists were told to act by holy texts. The fictional responses include blaming social and geopolitical reasons, accusing the terrorists of not being true Muslims, and even accepting blame for causing the terrorism.

Chri5

Wait a minute...

A yellow fish from SpongeBob is sitting in front of a red laptop. The text on top reads: "Teacher: Can you tell your little sister to stop making faces, please? *me knowing I live alone*"

Milli

A skeleton sits on a bench, looking off into the distance with a text overlay that says "ME WHILE I WAIT FOR SOMEONE TO WRITE."

C A S N O V A

why is it true

An image showing two different pictures of the anime character Hisoka. On the top, a scene showing his face and the text "I'm waiting at Heaven's Arena. Hisoka: 'Hangs up'". Below, there is a thermal image of Hisoka with color codes indicating temperature, showing that Hisoka is "heating up". At the bottom there's the text "Faceb.com/HunterxHunterMemes".

im a BAANNAANNAA

true

The image shows a text saying 'Girls with photoshop: OMG I can't wait to make myself prettier. Boys with photoshop:'. Below, there is an image of Barack Obama's face on a pyramid.

COOL GIRL😜

bro

The image shows a message written in red on a white wall in a bathroom that reads "I can't wait to wear your face".

A Star Wars Fan

A two-panel image with the text "There's an owl outside your house waiting for you" at the top. The top panel shows a man looking excited, with the text 'Harry Potter fans' on the left. The bottom panel shows a man crying, with the text 'Duolingo users' on the left.

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