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Daddy dick

So true tho ☠️😂🤣

Me: I'll do it at 8
Time: 8.05
Me: looks like I gotta wait till 9 now
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XxxHackerxxX

ME WAITING FOR MY DAD TO GET
MILK
BUT HE NEVER CAME BACK
innakaurtano.ding"

LoserIsPro

me rn : hold up, wait a minute, something ain’t right

9+1+1
9+1+1=
911

Jimmys mom😉

so true

Me in the shower waiting for the
hot water
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M3ME G0D

3 year old me on the toilet
waiting for my mom to
wipe my ass

✨Jassy✨

Me everyday

Me in the shower waiting for the
hot water
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Your local comrade

🎵There's a star-man waiting in the sky🎵

Me travelling back in time
to tell Americans there will
be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001,
and to survive it, they have
to climb up to the two tallest
buildings in New York
New Yor
geino

Heroin Monkey

Me waiting for my grandpa to stop
choking so I can tell him I put a lego
piece in his oatmeal

Daddy dick

Hor- wait what the hell is that

C A S N O V A

why is it true

I'm waiting at Heaven's Arena
Hisoka: 'Hangs up
138.00
C
29.00
Facel Com
Hunt unter demes

Jjisfunny2011

me when an essay is due

Me: "I'll do it at 6"
Time: *6:05*
Me: "Wow, looks like I gotta wait until 7 now"

KatsukiBakugouSimp

oh yes thats our boi- wait

Everyone: *have fun*
Bakugou: *tries to kill*
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Chri5

Wait a damn minute

Nothing will fuck you up as much as the
realization that there's no real reason the
alphabet needs to be in order.
8:26 AM 26 Feb 2015
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406
262
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Chri5

Tis true

Wait a minute, who are you?
Thanos
made with mematic
An angry grape who has a rock collection
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Wade ツ

Playing FNaF for
the lore
Watching theories on
youtube about the
FNaF lore
Trying to solve
the FNaF lore
Waiting for the FNaF
lore to solve itself
Kidnapping Scott
Cawthon and make him
reveal the FNaF lore

LynxDePologne

Ignore line & ovals

Faisal Saeed Al Mutar
20 hrs.
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It must be incredibly frustrating as an Islamic terrorist not to have your views
and motives taken seriously by the societies you terrorize, even after you
have explicitly and repeatedly stated them. Even worse, those on the
regressive left, in their endless capacity for masochism and self-loathing,
have attempted to shift blame inwardly on themselves, denying the terrorists
even the satisfaction of claiming responsibility.
It's like a bad Monty Python sketch:
"We did this because our holy texts exhort us to to do it."
"No you didn't."
"Wait, what? Yes we did..."
"No, this has nothing to do with religion. You guys are just using religion as a
front for social and geopolitical reasons."
"WHAT!? Did you even read our official statement? We give explicit Quranic
justification. This is jihad, a hely crusade against pagans, blasphemers, and
disbelievers."
"No, this is definitely not a Muslim thing. You guys are not true Muslims, and
you defame a great religion by saying so."
Huh!? Who are you to tell us we're not true Muslims!? Islam is literally at the
core of everything we do, and we have implemented the truest most literal
and honest interpretation of its founding texts. It is our very reason for being."
"Nope. We created you. We installed a social and economic system that
alienates and disenfranchises you, and that's why you did this. We're sorry."
"What? Why are you apologizing? We just slaughtered you mercilessly in the
streets. We targeted unwitting civilians - disenfranchisement doesn't even
enter into it!"
"Listen, it's our fault. We don't blame you for feeling unwelcome and lashing
out."
"Seriously, stop taking credit for this! We worked really hard to pull this off,
and we're not going to let you take it away from us."
"No, we nourished your extremism. We accept full blame."
"OMG, how many people do we have to kill around here to finally get our
message across?"

Toast ツ

not a meme

at this moment, my bday is coming up. i was planning on ending everything
when my bday comes. nobody will change my mind. ive been waiting for 4 years
to finally end it all. im turning 16. i just wanna say thank you everyone who
stayed with me even if it was just a few weeks or a month or more for other ppl.
i just wanna thank you for everything you guys did for me. i just couldn't just
abandon what ive been waiting for. ive been waiting for 4 years to finally be able
to do it. i waited bc i want to see if i changed my mind. but no,its still the same
thing nothing changed. i want to say goodbye for everyone here bc this might be
the last time ill be online on boredpanda bc i have to get ready for the day to
come. Thank you everyone, i love you guys

Wade ツ

Procrastination

Me: I'll do it at 8
Time: 8.05
Me: looks like I gotta wait till 9 now
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ɮǟʀօռ ɦɛʟʍʊȶ zємσ

girls with photoshop: i cant't wait to
make myself look pretty
boys with photoshop:

XI

When you poop then wipe but nothings
there.
Wait. That's illegal.

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