Vermin jokes

A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?

Did you know that when pigeons have sex, they die?

Really?

Well, the one I fucked did.

In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle Dave...

One man's pet is another man's dinner.

Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.