Vermin jokes

Cocksucker

A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?

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  • Pigeon

    Did you know that when pigeons have sex, they die?

    Really?

    Well, the one I fucked did.

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  • Uncle

    In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle Dave...

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