Why do Vampires like virgins? Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.
Everytime I'm come straight home from work you in the bed sleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket. Then the next thing I noticed you just came back from the dead in no time dummy.
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
