Vampires jokes
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period?
"I will be back next month."
A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."
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The world is a vampire
My grandma is watching a show about a vampire dicking down this god damn furry girl💀🙏
Guys, I just found out some very very depressing news... Turns out, I'm not a vampire... 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 This is like the worst day of my life..