Unattractiveness jokes

I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."

If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.

Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.

It's weird being an autistic eugenicist.

On one hand I want pussy and on the other hand I don't wanna pollute the white race with my genetic filth.

What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.

If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀

Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.