Unattractiveness jokes

If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.

Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

If a man says you’re ugly, he likes you.

If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s just jealous.

If a child says you’re ugly, well, you’re ugly.

My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.

My arms are just a different texture pack compared to my body.