Unattractiveness jokes

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."

Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.

If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.

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I never liked unnatural adult stars with implants and face surgeries because they look photoshopped, and they always need a ton of lube to get into due to how plastic they are.

Hey, this is to orphans:

"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"

What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.