Today, I operated on a little girl, she needed O- negative blood. We didn’t have any, but her twin sister has O- negative blood. I explained to her that it was a matter of life and death. She sat quietly for a moment, and then said goodbye to her parents. I didn’t think anything of it until after we took her blood and she asked, “so when will I die”? she thought she was going to give her life for her sister. Thankfully they both died.
Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
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If you have a twin sister do you have the same name? Only if you’re mom and dad give you the same name
i threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters, the teacher was upset, i guess they dont read the news
I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
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Fine then if I can't do Gwen then I guess it is Tenya and Kenya #Twin sisters! Tenya and Kenya!
