Trojan jokes

Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relieved. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. "Nitrogen!" The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good night.”

Nolan is a mole, who lives in a hole, and then had intercourse with a troll.

You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."

Nobody:

The Vietcong when America lands on their beaches:

tReE pOwErS aCtIvAtE!

I gotta do terrorist :)

Lil Johnny looked a lil bonny, but then when he saw Tommy, he decided to bomb me.

Timmy: *grabs box of Trojans*

Daddy:...

Timmy: Well come on diddy!

Daddy: Well shit lets go son!

Both: YEE YEE

SWEET HOME ALABAMA