Trans Fats jokes

What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?

Trans-fats.

If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

A wife and husband had been on a strict diet, and the wife said, "You know, we've been good about our diet. Let's have a cheat night tonight." The wife came home with KFC and Wendy's. The husband came home with Sylvia from the office.

Why do feminists eat so much pussy?

To get the taste of dick out of their mouths.

Does it cycle now, you stupid bitches?

My Smoothie Ingredients: - Bananas - Strawberry - The Blood of my ex - Peanut Butter

Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"

Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"

Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."