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blach66

Wanna go touch children?
You son of a bitch, I'm in

Kai :)

no comment.

✨Jassy✨

Like if this is relatable

When your mom tells you not to
touch anything in the store

Toast ツ

Relatable

Wanna go touch children?
You son of a bitch, I'm in

Nateツ

When you unplug all the noisy
beeping machines in the hospital
and everyone starts sleeping better
Why do I fix everything I touch?

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hell
wanted to go to heaven?
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You are a disgrace to the entire art community, and the
entire world would rejoice if you never touched a piece of
paper again ever!!!!!

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MEME LORD

You're getting touched tonight!

⭐️🌙✨SUNNA AHMAD✨🌙⭐️

When you do not touch grass :

Wait, do you know it's autumn?
tumn?
SPA
HOTEL
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Wh-
IT'S AUTUMN ALREADY!?

ֆɛȶɦ - 𝕊𝕄𝔾

When one of yall likes physical touch, but the other is scared of it

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

This definitely works

life tips: how to make your friends like you more
do a smile to make.
yourself look like
you are not
completely
dead inside
hold a feather
to let your friend know you
are not harmful anymore
and it is all in the past
wear a single lace
glove to show that
you have a
delicate touch
borrow a dog or a
child of your choice
so people will want
to talk to you more
why not wear a
outfit that really
shows off
your figure

Heroin Monkey

grandegarlic
bogleech
werewarg
onlylolgifs
Polymer balls that are invisible in water
IMAGINE PUTTING LIKE 10 IN SOMEONE'S BATH AND THEY
GET IN THEY JUST START FREAKING OUT BECAUSE
THERES SOMETHING TOUCHING ME BUT THERES NOTHING
IN THE FUCKING WATER WHAT THE FUCK OMFG
you're not thinking big enough
make them in the shape of people with huge long fingers and hide
one in every swimming pool in America
please calm down satan

Heroin Monkey

When your phone suggests deleting old
memes to save space
Don't touch my garbage

Heroin Monkey

AS YOU CAN SEE SATAN, I PORTRAYED
YOU AS SOYJAK AND ME AS CHAD
IG @trad.west
YOU AND YOUR LEGIONS HAVE BEEN
DEFEATED ONCE AGAIN.
L+COPE+SEETHE+TOUCH LIGHT

Heroin Monkey

Girls in Science class:
Ewww I'm not touching
frog
Boys in science class:
Our masterpiece is finished

Heroin Monkey

OK BRO I TOUCHED
GRASS
CHEEMSITZ
SO DO THE HOES JUST COME
TO ME NATURALLY OR WHAT