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Sadness

14 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A three-panel comic strip showing a person with a sad cloud over their head. In the first panel, the person thinks "not today, sadness.". In the second panel, a winged person uses a mop to wipe away the cloud of sadness. In the third panel, the person stares at a vacuum cleaner hanging from the ceiling.

Man

20 views · The Unknown King of Moderation · 3 years ago

Relatable

The meme shows three images, and the text 'men honestly are something else' above them. The first one is a chat message from 'Ri Guy' at 10:38 PM asking 'Do u have a paper clip?', with the response 'On the floor by my file cabinet'. The second and third images show a file cabinet, a bottle of cleaner and a single paperclip on the floor next to the cabinet.

Monkey

25 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A person in a yellow vest with an open mouth is superimposed on an image of space. The image text says "Me when the monkey types out 99% of Shakespeare's literature just to finish it off with "W Gyatt kai Cenat Ohio Rizzler Skibibi fanum Tax did you pray today edger of the sigma" before going back to typing gibberish (I've been waiting 892 trillion years for this)".

M M

21 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a blue M&M character lying in a casket. The M&M is wearing a red baseball cap with the letter 'M' on it. There are colorful M&Ms scattered on his chest. The text overlay reads, "The hood lost a real one today."

Weather

42 views · Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

A screenshot of a weather application interface, displaying a forecast for "Pluto". The current temperature is -387° and it's cloudy. The hourly forecast shows temperatures ranging from -387° to 388°. The 10-day forecast shows daily temperatures, mostly in the -380s, with several days indicating a high chance of snow. An overlay text bubble says, "I fucking hate living here 😭💔💔". The background is a faint image of Pluto.

Penalty

10 views · DAP ME UP · 2 years ago

Me at a restaurant

Two soccer players are talking to a referee. The text on the image says: "HOW MANY PENALTIES WOULD YOU LIKE TODAY? UMM... TWO PLEASE!"

Challenge

11 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A black and white photo of soldiers landing on a beach from a boat. In the middle of the photo is the cartoon character Chris McLean with his arms spread out in a welcoming manner. The text on the image reads, "Alright campers, today's challenge is gonna be a hard one."

Emotion

67 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A plush rat wearing a chef's hat and apron is holding a wooden spoon. The text on the image reads "hey guys what emotion does this image make you feel?", and there are two chat replies: "lust" and "anyone else".

Coke

10 views · Wade · 2 years ago

COCaine

A cartoon figure with red and white face, big eyes, and a pointy hat appears to be dancing. Next to it, another cartoon figure with a smaller body and a jester hat looks dizzy or dazed. The text says: "POMNI I HAVE SNORTED A SUITCASE FULL OF COKE AND I'M STARTING TO FEEL THE AFFECTS! HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHA"

Name

11 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

The image shows text that says "Teacher: today we are putting our names in backwards" above a picture of a smiling man with his arms spread. Below the man's image is the text: "Kid named Sinep:".

Dark Humor

94 views · MEME LORD · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Reddit post titled "I just found out my brother killed himself" with a serious flair. The post text reads, "He texted me at 3 am today but I was asleep. If I just stayed up I could have done something. I feel responsible for this, I don't know why he would do this. I could have done something." A comment by user SuperPikaFan100 below the post says "you snooze you lose."

Teacher

14 views · Malia Mills · 3 years ago

Funny Moments that happens:

The image shows a dog with wide eyes and an open mouth. Around the dog are various text bubbles, some in different colors, expressing a sense of panic about forgetting PE class and being late.

People

15 views · loading..... · 3 years ago

oh well there goes another one

A car is shown nose-diving into a pothole filled with water. The text overlaid on the image reads "People in Ohio be like: Hit a pothole today..."

Court

285 views · Heroin Monkey · 4 months ago

A black and white image of a court transcript snippet. In lines 1-2, MR. CHASE says, "Hi reader! You look great today!" In line 3, THE COURT responds, "What?" In lines 4-6, MR. CHASE explains, "I'm breaking the Fourth Wall and speaking to whoever reads this Court Transcript." Line 7 and the following cut-off line show THE COURT saying, "Sir, you are being charged for possession of child porn."

Dick

32 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is a comment from user ElderMaxson69, saying, "Maybe instead of riding a dick, you would prefer riding in a set of T-60b Power Armor? Join the Brotherhood of Steel today and take back the commonwealth. Ad Victoriam!"

Call

18 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

Not mine, but still funny

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message bubble on the left says "i called". The second message bubble on the right says "i watched it ring". Below the second message it says "Read 10:02 AM".

Item

26 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A person's arm with many fresh cuts is shown. A barcode scanner is pointed towards the arm. The text says "*beep* "I'm sorry this item is worthless."

Bed

23 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

Meme for today

A cartoon raccoon named Rigby has a confused facial expression. The text says "IF BEDBUGS LIVE IN BEDS, BUT WHERE COCKROACHES LIVE?"

Basement

10 views · stillwaiting.. · 3 years ago

The image shows a man with short brown hair and a mustache, wearing a red hoodie, standing in front of a basement staircase. The text on the image reads: "Today I'm going to buy this basement full of children."

Snitch

79 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A page from a 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' style book. The text entry from Monday, December, reads, 'Today was fucking dreadful. Me and the boys were just watching porn on the school computers in computer science. Nothing harmful. You know how it goes, though. There's always some bitch across the room, just waiting, dying to ruin the fun.' Below the text is a cartoon drawing of a computer lab. Three boys are at computers. A girl, Patty, points at one boy (Greg) and shouts, 'GREG IS WATCHING PORNOGRAPHY, MR JIZZLE!' Another boy, Greg's friend, yells, 'WHAT THE FUCK?!' The text continues below the drawing: 'The next time I see Patty, I swear to god, that snitch is fucking dead.'

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