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Man

3 years ago

Relatable

The meme shows three images, and the text 'men honestly are something else' above them. The first one is a chat message from 'Ri Guy' at 10:38 PM asking 'Do u have a paper clip?', with the response 'On the floor by my file cabinet'. The second and third images show a file cabinet, a bottle of cleaner and a single paperclip on the floor next to the cabinet.
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  • Penalty

    2 years ago

    Me at a restaurant

    Two soccer players are talking to a referee. The text on the image says: "HOW MANY PENALTIES WOULD YOU LIKE TODAY? UMM... TWO PLEASE!"
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  • Weather

    7 months ago
    A screenshot of a weather application interface, displaying a forecast for "Pluto". The current temperature is -387° and it's cloudy. The hourly forecast shows temperatures ranging from -387° to 388°. The 10-day forecast shows daily temperatures, mostly in the -380s, with several days indicating a high chance of snow. An overlay text bubble says, "I fucking hate living here 😭💔💔". The background is a faint image of Pluto.
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  • M M

    9 months ago
    The image shows a blue M&M character lying in a casket. The M&M is wearing a red baseball cap with the letter 'M' on it. There are colorful M&Ms scattered on his chest. The text overlay reads, "The hood lost a real one today."
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  • Shooting

    2 years ago
    The image shows a Facebook post with comments about a tragic shooting, followed by a picture of a troll-face character smirking next to a computer that is on fire. The Facebook post has various comments with Todd responding to the initial tragedy with "Probably coffin brochures" and "Bullets?".
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  • Challenge

    1 year ago
    A black and white photo of soldiers landing on a beach from a boat. In the middle of the photo is the cartoon character Chris McLean with his arms spread out in a welcoming manner. The text on the image reads, "Alright campers, today's challenge is gonna be a hard one."
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  • Monkey

    10 months ago
    A person in a yellow vest with an open mouth is superimposed on an image of space. The image text says "Me when the monkey types out 99% of Shakespeare's literature just to finish it off with "W Gyatt kai Cenat Ohio Rizzler Skibibi fanum Tax did you pray today edger of the sigma" before going back to typing gibberish (I've been waiting 892 trillion years for this)".
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  • Emotion

    1 year ago
    A plush rat wearing a chef's hat and apron is holding a wooden spoon. The text on the image reads "hey guys what emotion does this image make you feel?", and there are two chat replies: "lust" and "anyone else".
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  • Name

    2 years ago
    The image shows text that says "Teacher: today we are putting our names in backwards" above a picture of a smiling man with his arms spread. Below the man's image is the text: "Kid named Sinep:".
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  • Coke

    2 years ago

    COCaine

    A cartoon figure with red and white face, big eyes, and a pointy hat appears to be dancing. Next to it, another cartoon figure with a smaller body and a jester hat looks dizzy or dazed. The text says: "POMNI I HAVE SNORTED A SUITCASE FULL OF COKE AND I'M STARTING TO FEEL THE AFFECTS! HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHA"
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  • Teacher

    3 years ago

    Funny Moments that happens:

    The image shows a dog with wide eyes and an open mouth. Around the dog are various text bubbles, some in different colors, expressing a sense of panic about forgetting PE class and being late.
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  • People

    3 years ago

    oh well there goes another one

    A car is shown nose-diving into a pothole filled with water. The text overlaid on the image reads "People in Ohio be like: Hit a pothole today..."
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  • Call

    1 year ago

    Not mine, but still funny

    A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message bubble on the left says "i called". The second message bubble on the right says "i watched it ring". Below the second message it says "Read 10:02 AM".
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  • Dick

    1 year ago
    The image is a comment from user ElderMaxson69, saying, "Maybe instead of riding a dick, you would prefer riding in a set of T-60b Power Armor? Join the Brotherhood of Steel today and take back the commonwealth. Ad Victoriam!"
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  • Bed

    2 years ago

    Meme for today

    A cartoon raccoon named Rigby has a confused facial expression. The text says "IF BEDBUGS LIVE IN BEDS, BUT WHERE COCKROACHES LIVE?"
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  • Basement

    2 years ago
    The image shows a man with short brown hair and a mustache, wearing a red hoodie, standing in front of a basement staircase. The text on the image reads: "Today I'm going to buy this basement full of children."
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  • Snitch

    1 year ago
    A page from a 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' style book. The text entry from Monday, December, reads, 'Today was fucking dreadful. Me and the boys were just watching porn on the school computers in computer science. Nothing harmful. You know how it goes, though. There's always some bitch across the room, just waiting, dying to ruin the fun.' Below the text is a cartoon drawing of a computer lab. Three boys are at computers. A girl, Patty, points at one boy (Greg) and shouts, 'GREG IS WATCHING PORNOGRAPHY, MR JIZZLE!' Another boy, Greg's friend, yells, 'WHAT THE FUCK?!' The text continues below the drawing: 'The next time I see Patty, I swear to god, that snitch is fucking dead.'
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  • Item

    1 year ago
    A person's arm with many fresh cuts is shown. A barcode scanner is pointed towards the arm. The text says "*beep* "I'm sorry this item is worthless."
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  • Doodle

    3 years ago

    i made a doodle earlier today

    A digital drawing of a person looking to the side, with a thought bubble or a frame next to them showing a red Among Us character with a large, dark shadow underneath.
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  • Character

    3 years ago

    Hollow Knight Meme

    The image shows a Discord message. The user SkinnyBird asks, "Still think Marajuana isn't bad?" followed by two images of the Hollow Knight character. The first character is labeled "No smoke" and is the normal form of the character. The second, below, is labeled "2 smoke" and shows a dramatically transformed and deteriorated form of the character.
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