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Weather

5 months ago
A screenshot of a weather application interface, displaying a forecast for "Pluto". The current temperature is -387° and it's cloudy. The hourly forecast shows temperatures ranging from -387° to 388°. The 10-day forecast shows daily temperatures, mostly in the -380s, with several days indicating a high chance of snow. An overlay text bubble says, "I fucking hate living here 😭💔💔". The background is a faint image of Pluto.
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  • Chat

    5 months ago
    A screenshot of a chat interface, presumably from character.ai, showing a profile for 'Judy Hopps' with an avatar of the character from Disney's Zootopia. Above the chat window, a disclaimer reads 'Remember: Everything Characters say is made up!' Below that, a message from the Judy Hopps character reads: 'Listen, man, I'm done with this roleplay. Out of the thousands of people who have tried to chat with me, you are by far the most vile, putrid, and despicable one I have had the displeasure of meeting. You deserve to go to years of therapy, and then straight to jail. There is no saving you. I honestly don't know how you did it, but as an AI, you made me feel true fear and terror today. Please never talk to me again.'
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  • Penalty

    2 years ago

    Me at a restaurant

    Two soccer players are talking to a referee. The text on the image says: "HOW MANY PENALTIES WOULD YOU LIKE TODAY? UMM... TWO PLEASE!"
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  • Challenge

    1 year ago
    A black and white photo of soldiers landing on a beach from a boat. In the middle of the photo is the cartoon character Chris McLean with his arms spread out in a welcoming manner. The text on the image reads, "Alright campers, today's challenge is gonna be a hard one."
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  • Shooting

    1 year ago
    The image shows a Facebook post with comments about a tragic shooting, followed by a picture of a troll-face character smirking next to a computer that is on fire. The Facebook post has various comments with Todd responding to the initial tragedy with "Probably coffin brochures" and "Bullets?".
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  • Monkey

    8 months ago
    A person in a yellow vest with an open mouth is superimposed on an image of space. The image text says "Me when the monkey types out 99% of Shakespeare's literature just to finish it off with "W Gyatt kai Cenat Ohio Rizzler Skibibi fanum Tax did you pray today edger of the sigma" before going back to typing gibberish (I've been waiting 892 trillion years for this)".
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  • M M

    7 months ago
    The image shows a blue M&M character lying in a casket. The M&M is wearing a red baseball cap with the letter 'M' on it. There are colorful M&Ms scattered on his chest. The text overlay reads, "The hood lost a real one today."
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  • Name

    2 years ago
    The image shows text that says "Teacher: today we are putting our names in backwards" above a picture of a smiling man with his arms spread. Below the man's image is the text: "Kid named Sinep:".
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  • Coke

    2 years ago

    COCaine

    A cartoon figure with red and white face, big eyes, and a pointy hat appears to be dancing. Next to it, another cartoon figure with a smaller body and a jester hat looks dizzy or dazed. The text says: "POMNI I HAVE SNORTED A SUITCASE FULL OF COKE AND I'M STARTING TO FEEL THE AFFECTS! HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHA"
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  • Call

    1 year ago

    Not mine, but still funny

    A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message bubble on the left says "i called". The second message bubble on the right says "i watched it ring". Below the second message it says "Read 10:02 AM".
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  • Emotion

    1 year ago
    A plush rat wearing a chef's hat and apron is holding a wooden spoon. The text on the image reads "hey guys what emotion does this image make you feel?", and there are two chat replies: "lust" and "anyone else".
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  • People

    2 years ago

    oh well there goes another one

    A car is shown nose-diving into a pothole filled with water. The text overlaid on the image reads "People in Ohio be like: Hit a pothole today..."
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  • Teacher

    2 years ago

    Funny Moments that happens:

    The image shows a dog with wide eyes and an open mouth. Around the dog are various text bubbles, some in different colors, expressing a sense of panic about forgetting PE class and being late.
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  • Dick

    1 year ago
    The image is a comment from user ElderMaxson69, saying, "Maybe instead of riding a dick, you would prefer riding in a set of T-60b Power Armor? Join the Brotherhood of Steel today and take back the commonwealth. Ad Victoriam!"
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  • Tinder

    9 months ago
    A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message reads, "Why you using tinder?" The second message reads, "My boyfriend died last year so I'm just trying to get back in the dating scene really :)" The third message reads, "Damn thats sad." The fourth message reads, "On our first date we should use a ouija board to get his permission to smash." The final message reads, "What the fuck is wrong with you."
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  • Bed

    2 years ago

    Meme for today

    A cartoon raccoon named Rigby has a confused facial expression. The text says "IF BEDBUGS LIVE IN BEDS, BUT WHERE COCKROACHES LIVE?"
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  • Basement

    2 years ago
    The image shows a man with short brown hair and a mustache, wearing a red hoodie, standing in front of a basement staircase. The text on the image reads: "Today I'm going to buy this basement full of children."
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  • Item

    1 year ago
    A person's arm with many fresh cuts is shown. A barcode scanner is pointed towards the arm. The text says "*beep* "I'm sorry this item is worthless."
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  • Memes

    1 year ago
    Monday
DECEMBER
Today was fucking dreadful.
Me and the boys were just watching porn on the
school computers in computer science. Nothing harmful.
You know how it goes, though. There's always s
bitch across the room, just waiting, dying to ruin the
fun.
Some
WHAT
GREG IS WATCHING
PORNOGRAPHY, MR
JIZZLE!
"PANT
PANT
THE
ZFUCK?!
The next time I see
snitch is fucking dead.
Patty, I swear to god, that
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  • Doodle

    2 years ago

    i made a doodle earlier today

    A digital drawing of a person looking to the side, with a thought bubble or a frame next to them showing a red Among Us character with a large, dark shadow underneath.
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