Tickle me Elmo jokes

Elmo: Welcome to the new micronation of Tickelandia.

Dude: Why are we close to Disneyland?

Kid: I don't know.

Elmo: Rule 1, you must not tell the forests or Bob Iger about us.

Meanwhile, Officer: Come on, Elmo, you're going to prison.

*Officer arrests Elmo*

Elmo: But who wants tickles?

Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?

Because they only gave him one test tickle.

What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.