These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian and I know how to BAKEon breakfast
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA? A: Do these genes make my butt look fat?💩
None of these jokes really took off
I got raped when I was 5 in my princess pajamas by my dad nobody laughed at these jokes they just cried
One day a truck driver had a truck full of squirrels. A polise officer said," Sir, I'm going to need you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver did so and left. The next day the driver was back but this time the squirrels were wearing sunglasses. The officer said," I thought I told you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver said," I did. Today I'm taking them to the beach."
These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humour, they think of humour as like a happy thing because humour makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering, if I take a joke like , how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb, none they just beat the room for being black, now that joke isn’t make light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racial discriminated against, it’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind and that is important, humour at its best takes the bad thing in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny
And before you go in the comments and say i agree with rape, I don’t, I hope everybody who rapes someone to have there dick cut of, my little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!
these jokes make me want to die
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets. He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!
is it just me or do these gays need to leave me alone
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: si Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
Yall these 9/11 jokes ain't funny I ordered a plaine pizza in the twin towers
Tounge twister: Through three cheese trees Three free fleas flew. While these three fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze freezy trees made these tree's cheese freeze. That's what made these three fleas sneeze. 👍😀
I rate these jokes 9/11
I don't get progressive leftists these days, they claim to be supporting BLM but they aren't pro-life
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes it's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them or even a place to charge them even if they did have 1
What’s the artist imagine something
imagine Dragons
Imagine dragon these nuts across your face
Have you heard of the Xbox game sea of the thieves see if these nuts fit in your mouth
Are you going to SHOWCON? What’s SHOWCON? SHOWCON these nuts.
