Their jokes

I love bullying orphans. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?

Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.

Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?

Because they train at the best school.

Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?

A: Home to see their mama!

Obama was America's first black president, and Trump was their first orange one.

"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes."

"No, not until their parents pick them up."

Why did the Polish Roman Catholic priest remove zippers from the pants of gay men in the LGBT community?

Because he lost his key to his house and he was desperate to get back inside of his house and he thought that one of keys to their zippers would be able to unlock the door of his house.

Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find their way home.

I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.

Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.

Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.

Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!

Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!

Love you-Iariah

So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog.

When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.

In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle Dave...

Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?

Because they both split away from their family.

(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...

Robbie: It's been raining???

Ty: Yeah!

Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!

Best way to kiss someone is to lick inside their mouth with your tongue a lot of times, and they will really like it, especially me!! - lizard kiss+ french kiss= SloBbY Kiss.

Thanks for learning and getting advice.

Also, don't be such a horny one!

So, one day a teacher asked, "How many of you have thought of committing suicide?" Half of the class raised their hand, but the teacher said, "Where are Jesse and John?"

How do you help a depressed kid face their fears... You count to 3 and say jump?

What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.

Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!