The jokes
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Under the sheeeets. Me and your mother making your brother.
Under the sheets. Do do do do dododoodoooddododoodo.
SEX KIDS FUCKING VIRGINS
You must have been born on the highway because that's where accidents happen.
Why is America the fastest readers?
They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.
What did the girl say Big Fella27 said, "I love Big Fella 27?"
"Same." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
Why was the emo kicked out of the circus?
Because he was cutting in line!
So I was digging in the garden and I found some treasure. I was gonna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semen, and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.
Now that's a hell of a ghost story!
I can't imagine him moaning with the kids, "Hi, uh, ya daddy, uh HEE!"
The kid with a gun walked into my classroom and fucking shot the teacher.
He pointed the gun at me and asked, "What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey, at least he gets free food.
A bird was on a branch at school today. I turn away to talk to my friends, and another bird was there when I turned around. I turn around again, and the birds are having fucking sex!!!
What the fuck.
Now I've seen everything.
I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.
Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.
Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.
Yo Father, don't use the baptism bath. I cleaned my anal plug in there.
What?
The holy water gets all the ass off. Don't mind the white stuff. *clears throat*