The jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"

What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?

"That is very Wong."

Dear disabled people, Just go into the settings and enable it.

Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.

"Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?"

"It didn't have the guts!"

"How do you make 7 even?"

"Take away the s."

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.

"Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"

BREAKING NEWS

All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.

The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.

You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"

Asked my dad what LGBT stands for.

He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously, I had to reply with "Garnish."

What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?

Santa stops at three hoes.

The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"

The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"

How are women like swimming pools?

They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.

The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.

They called the song “Helen Keller.”

Old members come back, we’re bullying the pussies and idiots off the site.

Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?”

Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”

The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)

There was someone who slept late... he missed the dream!