What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
Chicken on a stick with a macaroni tick.
I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite.
They just need to leaf people alone or stick with something nicer.
What's brown and sticky? A stick with poop on it.
Or a stick with poo on it.
