How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using a computer?
There is sperm on the screen.
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?? She chews before she swallows
How do you know when you should tell a heterosexual woman to stop sucking your dick?
When there is blood coming out of your dick instead of sperm.
"_____ abortion clinic, you rape it, we scrape it.
_____ sperm bank, you spank it, we bank it."
How can you tell if a gay guy has a high sperm count?
Chew when you swallow!
Q:what type of mother gives there daughter sperm. A:a furry mother
Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!
Q: Why did the Queer get fired from the sperm bank? A: He got caught drinking on the job.
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead it also had rings
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy
Charlotte lools lile a sperm
Why did the sperm cross the road?
To Fuck the Chicken
