Sperm jokes
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Why does a heterosexual man swallow the sperm of another man after he has given him a brojob?
Because of the cream filling inside, just like the individually wrapped cakes of Hostess Twinkies.
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using a computer?
There is sperm on the screen.
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
She chews before she swallows.
How do you know when you should tell a heterosexual woman to stop sucking your dick?
When there is blood coming out of your dick instead of sperm.
"_____ abortion clinic, you rape it, we scrape it.
_____ sperm bank, you spank it, we bank it."
How can you tell if a gay guy has a high sperm count?
Chew when you swallow!
Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.
Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!
Q: Why did the Queer get fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.
Charlotte looks like a sperm.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
To fuck the chicken.