Special Education jokes
What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
Downey.
Q: What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
A: Downey.
You're so slow, the sped kid is your tutor.
Me walking in to the office:
Principal: Tell me what you did?
Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
Is it okay to call a special ed kid late to class a little tardy?
What do you call a hot tub full of special ed students?
Vegetable Soup.