Special Education jokes

What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?

Downey.

Q: What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?

A: Downey.

You're so slow, the sped kid is your tutor.

Me walking in to the office:

Principal: Tell me what you did?

Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...

What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?

The double trouble.

Is it okay to call a special ed kid late to class a little tardy?

What do you call a hot tub full of special ed students?

Vegetable Soup.