So jokes
Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!
Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard, and the earth started shaking like an earthquake.
Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.
Your hairline is so wonky that it looks like the McDonald’s sign.
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
These jokes are so dark they almost stole my bike.
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣