So jokes

Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!

Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.

If the moon landing was fake, so is your house.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack was in shock with a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.

Yo mama's so fat, there's not enough yo mama's so fat jokes to tell how fat she is.

Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!

Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.

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Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.

Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.

Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!

Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.

Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!

Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!

You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.

My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0

This is not a joke; this is just about death...

My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.

My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.