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Your dad left you 10 years ago and you're 10 years old, so your dad anniversary is today.

So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.

They burst into tears.

I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.

Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.

Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."

Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.

Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.

Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.

Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.

I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!

A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.

IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!

Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.

There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.

My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.

Why was the orphan so successful?

When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.