So jokes
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.
He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
Yo mamma is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
She's so ugly, she has to sneak up on a mirror.
You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.
You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”
Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!
Handicapped jokes are so cruel.
I can't stand them!
My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.
Have a guess who came crawling back?
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call dad. 🤣
I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
I lost my job at the bank. Some lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her.
Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.