Snooze jokes
Whenever I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.
There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, and it can be quite annoying, making it hard for the patients to sleep, so I unplug them.
Every time I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.
There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, so I unplug them.
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
I turned off all the beeping machines in the hospital. I love the peace and quiet, but I don't know why everyone is sleeping cause it's only 8 am.
What happens when a clock is hungry?
It goes back four seconds.
Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up, my pillow was gone.
Sleep, but make it forever.
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