Snooze jokes

Whenever I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.

There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, and it can be quite annoying, making it hard for the patients to sleep, so I unplug them.

Every time I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.

There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, so I unplug them.

What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?

A dino-snore!

What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?

Snooze Dogg.

Sleep, but make it forever.

I turned off all the beeping machines in the hospital. I love the peace and quiet, but I don't know why everyone is sleeping cause it's only 8 am.

What is the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting up.

What happens when a clock is hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

You were sleeping, it didn't count - Chloe Foxwell 2021:)))))))