Skinny Man jokes

A fat man meets a skinny man.

The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."

And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."

Why is it that skinny men love fat women?

Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.

Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?

My friend: Chunky dunks.

Why are people in Japan always skinny?

Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.

My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.

My arms are just a different texture pack compared to my body.