Skinny Man jokes

A fat man meets a skinny man.

The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."

And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."

Why is it that skinny men love fat women?

Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.

Why are people in Japan always skinny?

Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.

Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?

My friend: Chunky dunks.

My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.

So skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet.