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tabs1528

THAT'S RACIST!
Why is the black
guy the villain?
THAT'S RACIST!
Why does the
black guy have to
get shot?
THAT'S RACIST!
Why is it only
black people
killing each other?
THAT'S RACIST!
Why are there no
black people in
this movie?
TV

Alora💕

Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost

Heroin Monkey

bad things to say when
you nut
⚫ whoopsie-doo, here comes the goo
⚫ it's slime time
⚫ have some brogurt
• a shot of goo from me to you
gonna splurt the 'gurt

Heroin Monkey

the cop who just
shot me 12 times in
the chest seeing the true
power of the indomitable
human spirit as I continue to
walk towards him unfazed
(im on methamphetamine)
EvalnTheUSA

Heroin Monkey

This is Heartwarming
This police officer was called to a grocery
store in response to this man stealing food
to feed his family. Instead of arresting the
man, the police officer shot him 38 times.

GG Miller

I did all this

When I Was Younger...
-I put my arms in my shirt
andtold people I lost them.
- I slept with all my stuffed
animals so none got offended.
- 1 restarted the video game
when I knew I was going to lose.
- 1 poured soda into the cap and
pretended I was Taking shots.
Can You Relate?

Heroin Monkey

Ronald Reagan
•Gets shot once
•Cries about it
•Immediately enacts gun
control like a scared baby
John F. Kennedy
.Gets shot twice
•Eats the first shot for breakfast
•Second shot blows his brains all
over his wife on live TV like a boss
Theodore Roosevelt
•Gets shot once while giving a speech
infront of a huge audience
•Laughs it off
•Continues to give his speech for the next
hour while roasting the would-be assassin

Heroin Monkey

80-vuotias hämeenlinnalaisinsinööri kehitteli porakoneesta konetuliaseen, jonka tulinopeus on
420 laukausta minuutissa. Aseeseen sopivat 22 kaliiperin panokset.
An 80-year old engineer from Hämeenlinna (a city in Finland) made a machine gun out of an electric drill, which has a
firing speed of 420 shots per minute. The gun takes .22 rounds.

Wade

Sounds amazing

When the first 4 shots don't hit u so
u take 3 more and then they all hit
u at once

Wade

Filthy Lies.

Hey. I heard you impaled a guy with a machine gun and shot
three other people while it was still in his chest. Is that...?
Lies. Filthy lies.

C
a
Oh, good. Because--
It was FOUR people.

Heroin Monkey

Mr. Putin, why did you invade Ukraine?
I am just coming to that. You see on May 28th, 2016,
a gorilla was shot at the Cincinnati zoo...

Heroin Monkey

❤Law 1-Day
If i like the Anime version of it
enough, I'll actually try Cp, i
honestly never gave it a fair shot
cause of how controversial it was.
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