Sheer jokes

Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"

He's homeless.

Another: Oh he must be A "Sheer" (as in Andrew Scheer) survivor...

The other: No, he's a Liberal (as in Justin Trudeau) job hopeful.

My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.

Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!

That's the best I've done so far.

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

Children should never run with scissors, and lesbians should never scissor with the runs.

Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery.

Helen Keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.