Second Cumming jokes
Q: Why doesn’t Jimmy Swaggart worry about his premature ejaculation problem?
A: He believes in the second cumming.
What is white and comes out after you have sex?
Cum!
Better to cum in the sink... than to sink in the cum.
When I masturbate, things cum.
When an old man does, no one cums.
Just cum.
The priest wanted the little boy to touch his cross. The boy said, "It's hard." Then it shot out holy water, and the priest said, "Come again and taste the second cumming of Jesus, lmao."