SC Johnson jokes

How come an orphan can't work for SC Johnson?

Because it's a family company.

Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?

Because it's a family company.

Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?...

Because it's a FAMILY company.

Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson’s?

Because it’s a family company.

What company do orphans hate the most?

S. C. Johnson, a family company.

What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?

The Home Depot.

Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?

Because it’s a family company.