SC Johnson jokes
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson? Cause it's a family company.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Cause it's a family company.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company...
How come an orphan can't work for SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?...
Because it's a FAMILY company.
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it’s a family company.
Why can't an orphan go to S. C. Johnson?
Because it's family owned.
A salesman rings the doorbell and Little Johnny answers. Salesman: “Can I see your dad?” Johnny: “No, he’s in the shower.” Salesman: “What about your mother? Can I see her?” Johnny: “Nope. She’s in the shower, too.” Salesman: “Do you think they’ll be out soon?” Johnny: “Doubt it. When my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him super glue instead.”
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face, and he asks her, "Why are you rubbing that stuff on your face, mother?"
His mother replies, "To make myself beautiful, Johnny."
A few minutes later, she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her, "What is the matter? Are you giving up?"
Little Johnny's mom is taking a shower. Little Johnny walks in and asks, "What is that in between your legs?" Mommy says, "That is my keyhole." The next day, Little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and Little Johnny asks, "What is that in between your legs?" Daddy says, "That is my key." The next day Little Johnny says to his dad, "Looks like the neighbor has the key to Mommy's keyhole too."
Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning, and his dad was making a lot of mistakes. Suddenly, his dad screams "bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant, and his dad replied "aunts and uncles." Oh. Next thing he hears is "dicks and pussies!" Johnny asks, "What's that mean?" To which his dad replied, "Uh, coats and hats." Oh. Next thing he know, he sees his dad jumping around the bathroom yelling "fucking, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" "What does that mean, Dad?" And his dad yells, "Cut, Johnny, it means cut!!!!" Oh.
Next week is Thanksgiving, and the doorbell rings, and Johnny answers it and says, "Hey, bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, Dad's in the kitchen fucking the turkey."