Family company jokes
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s? It’s a family company.
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company...
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Cause it's a family company.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson? Cause it's a family company.
People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.
Why can't an orphan go to S. C. Johnson?
Because it's family owned.