Royal Commission jokes

If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?

The Royal Commission.

Alternatively, Tony Abbott.

If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?

Tony Abbott's career.

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?

To be honest, she was on the whole dashboard too.

I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.

What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?

Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.

What's the difference between Princess Diana and Thomas the Tank Engine?

Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel.