Royal Commission jokes

If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?

The Royal Commission.

Alternatively, Tony Abbott.

If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?

Tony Abbott's career.

At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.

King.

Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.