Roll Over jokes

My wife and I have been married over 30 years, but don’t get me wrong, we still perform tricks in the bedroom.

I sit up and beg, she rolls over and plays dead.

My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!

Q: What is red, white, and blue and fun to watch?

A: A cop car rolling over after trying to catch someone for speeding.

Your momma is so fat, when she gets done having sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.

There were ten in the bed and the little one said... "Roll over..."

A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment, she starts to roll over, and in the process, she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her.

Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”

I rolled over a log and underneath was a tiny little stick, and I was like, "That log had a child!"

Fall

Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?

Because he rolled over to the other side!

I saw some toilet paper rolls rolling in the wind.

So I called, "Toilet Papers Rolling In!"

What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?

"Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭

rocked (DYM 136)

A NASA scientist is sitting in a bar when a Martian walks in and orders a martini.

The NASA scientist quickly realizes he is dreaming and wakes up. He turns to his wife and tries to explain the dream, but she rolls over and ignores him because she is tired of listening to him.

The NASA scientist begins to sob because his marriage is in shambles. lmao.

Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.

Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.

Fatty and Skinny were in a bed.

Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was dead.