A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment she starts to roll over, and in the process she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her. Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”
Lets say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world. Now, I get my head chopped of. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what its like to suck my own dick.
There were ten in the bed and the little one said...roll over...
