Roll Over jokes

Fatty and Skinny were in a bed.

Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was dead.

Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.

Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.

A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment, she starts to roll over, and in the process, she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her.

Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”

Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?

Because he rolled over to the other side!

Q: What is red, white, and blue and fun to watch?

A: A cop car rolling over after trying to catch someone for speeding.

My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!

There were ten in the bed and the little one said... "Roll over..."

I rolled over a log and underneath was a tiny little stick, and I was like, "That log had a child!"

A NASA scientist is sitting in a bar when a Martian walks in and orders a martini.

The NASA scientist quickly realizes he is dreaming and wakes up. He turns to his wife and tries to explain the dream, but she rolls over and ignores him because she is tired of listening to him.

The NASA scientist begins to sob because his marriage is in shambles. lmao.

Your momma is so fat, when she gets done having sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.

My wife and I have been married over 30 years, but don’t get me wrong, we still perform tricks in the bedroom.

I sit up and beg, she rolls over and plays dead.

I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.

The wheels on the bus go round and round!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water. Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water. Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.

Please like this. I bet my friend 20 bucks that I would get to 15 likes before him.

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.