Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.
Q:What is red white and blue and fun to watch? A: a cop car rolling over after tryong to catch for speeding
My wife is so fat. After sex I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!
There were ten in the bed and the little one said...roll over...
i rolled over a log and underneath was a tiny little stick and i was like that log had a child.
You’re momma is so fat, when she gets done having sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.
My wife and I have been married over 30 years. But don’t get me wrong, we still perform tricks in the bedroom. I sit up and beg, she rolls over and plays dead.
A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment she starts to roll over, and in the process she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her. Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”
Lets say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world. Now, I get my head chopped of. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what its like to suck my own dick.
A NASA scientist is sitting in a bar when a Martian walks in and orders a martini. The NASA scientist quickly realizes he is dreaming and wakes up. He turns to his wife and tries to explain the dream, but she rolls over and ignores him because she is tired of listening to him. The NASA scientist begins to sob because his marriage is in shambles. lmao
