Risk Taking jokes

People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!

Suicide isn't a joke. It's called "parkour gone wrong."

My friend said he wanted to die, and I told him not to jump. But when he screamed, "Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and welcome to Jackass!" I knew it was over.

I'm not suicidal, I'm just speedrunning life.

Five out of six people agree that Russian Roulette is safe.

True fact: Five out of six people think Russian roulette is safe.

(Russian roulette is a game where you put 1 bullet in a pistol that has 6 chambers; each person spins it and tries not to land on the bullet to find out if you got the bullet or not. You point the gun at yourself and pull the trigger.)

I almost got caught trying to steal a board game yesterday.

It was a Risk I was willing to take.

Sometimes, you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.

I love jumping off cliffs.

Mum: If your friend jumped off a cliff, would you?

Me: Oh yeah, no doubt my friend wouldn't even have to jump first.