Richard Nixon jokes

Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?

He is Putin his dick where it don't belong!

Why is Donald Trump so desperate to break into the White House?

Most landlords cannot lease their properties to him due to the fact that he is a felon.

What did Donald Trump serve Justin Trudeau at the state dinner?

Poutine in traditional Russian dressing!

JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.

Apparently, Monica Lewinsky didn't vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.