Rice Cookers jokes

What was the worse purchase America ever made?

Spending billions on two rice cookers in 1945.

Japan takes credit for creating the rice cooker, but they forgot the USA made the largest one in 1945 and sent it to Japan.

An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"

The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.

Nobody

Literally nobody

Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?

The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.

Curry.

Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?

From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.