Response Time jokes
Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, "Wow, that's got to be the fastest we've ever gotten to an accident site."
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The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims. They went through 88 stories in 7 seconds.
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Who are the fastest readers? The victims of 9/11. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.
Chuck Norris and Time had a race.
Result: Time is still running...
6:30 is the best time on a clock... hands down.