Response Time jokes

Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, "Wow, that's got to be the fastest we've ever gotten to an accident site."

The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.

Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.

They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

Who are the fastest readers? The victims of 9/11. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.

Who do you think is the fastest reader? Incorrect. It's 9/11. It went through 100 stories in 2 seconds.

6:30 is the best time on a clock... hands down.