Red Neck jokes
What do you call a redneck on fire?
A fire cracker.
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
If you ever had your nipple ripped off by a possum, you might be a redneck...
If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
What is a redneck's favorite sock?
A red sock.
A redneck and a Black man walk into a bar and order a drink.
Community talk
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