Red Neck jokes

What do you call a redneck on fire?

A fire cracker.

A guy was on trial for murder, and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a redneck was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He told the redneck that he would be paid $10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter.

The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter.

After the trial, the brother went to the redneck's house, told him what a great job he had done, and paid him the $10,000.

The redneck replied that it wasn't easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to manslaughter. They all thought he was not guilty and wanted to let him go.

How do you find a redneck virgin?

Just look for a 4-year-old. They can run faster than her brothers.

What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?

The worst shits you'll ever see!

What happens when you cross a cow and a redneck?

The redneck fucks the cow.

What do you call a group of redneck superheroes?

The Inbredibles.

The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.

Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."

How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.