My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.
Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First ignore them until they ask you if your going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them would they get on all fours and bark back? After that continue to ignore them.
Knock knock who’s there? rabid cow rabid cow who? hold on I need to get my gun...
Knock knock who's there? rabid cow rabid cow who? hold on I need to get my gun....
