Queen Of England

Queen Of England Jokes

Mum

Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.

Queen

5, 4, 3, 2, 1. A castle weighs a ton. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. The Queen of England's won! I never thought she'd get it done, but her sister is a nun.

Tea

What type of tea do you drink with the Queen of England?

Royal-tea.