Queen Of England jokes

Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.

5, 4, 3, 2, 1. A castle weighs a ton. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. The Queen of England's won! I never thought she'd get it done, but her sister is a nun.

What type of tea do you drink with the Queen of England?

Royal-tea.

Why can't the USA and England play chess?

USA has no towers and England has no queen.

Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?

To be honest, she was on the whole dashboard too.

Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.

Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.

This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.

What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?

Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.