Purple guy jokes

A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.

Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple, Not F***ing blue!

What's both red, white and sometimes purple?

My arms...

I just found out I'm colorblind. News came out of the purple.

My brother is ugly. One time he stuck his head out the window. The police arrested for mooning.