Protactinium jokes
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH.
Did you know when scientists discovered atoms could split, it blew them all away?
An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
