Prosthetics jokes
I have no legs.
Why couldn't the kid go rock wall climbing?
Because every time he moved his leg upward, his prosthetic leg fell off.
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
A man once went to a doctor because his leg was turning blue.
The doctor said that his leg had to be amputated as it was getting poisonous.
The man then got plastic prosthetics.
Next day even the prosthetics started turning blue.
After much examination, the doctor found that the patient's pants were shedding color.
🤔 What do gay men who are physically handicapped ♿ can do better than a man who is heteroflexible when 🤔 he has another man's 😍 😋 😜 😏 😳 😉 cock inside 😋 of his warm mouth 👄 👄 give a 👍 👍 good blowjob?
Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery... I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
Why don't amputees ever get cold? They're always wearing their stump warmers.