Prosthetics jokes

I have no legs.

A man once went to a doctor because his leg was turning blue.

The doctor said that his leg had to be amputated as it was getting poisonous.

The man then got plastic prosthetics.

Next day even the prosthetics started turning blue.

After much examination, the doctor found that the patient's pants were shedding color.

Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.

Why couldn't the kid go rock wall climbing?

Because every time he moved his leg upward, his prosthetic leg fell off.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

After a surgery, a man claimed he couldn't feel his legs. I replied, "Of course not, I amputated your fucking arms!"

I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked.

"I'm a Paralympian," he replied.

"Boxing?"

"No, ... hurdles."

Ever since I needed a wheelchair, my husband has been so rude. He’s been pushing me around and talking behind my back.

You know why I don't buy Velcro items anymore?

They are a total rip off.