Pore jokes

Poor Uranus, he is so gassy.

It’s raining, it’s pouring. The old man is snoring. He got shot in the head and didn’t wake up in the morning.

Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.

Do trees shit?

Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?

Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.

I tried phone sex once. But the holes were too small.

Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.