Pick On

Pick On jokes

Orphan

If you want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents.

Double!

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!

Triple!

Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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  • Midget

    Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?

    ... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.

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  • Orphan

    Why do kids like to pick on orphans?

    Because they can't call their parents.

    ADHD

    If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.

    Fight

    Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.

    ANYONE?

    Community

    i didnt do anythign why r yall banning me i can create new accs and also pick on someone your age im a minor stfu please stop it its annoying and im dealing with some shit irl so uhhhhhhh stop it love yall (maybe)

    I have diabetes. It sucks.

    Imagine having to inject yourself multiple times a day, stabbing your finger with a tiny pin to get blood out of it, always shooting a dexcom patch onto your shoulder just so you can stay alive!! Well, thats my life every. single. day. You have no idea what the pain is like, being stared at during school by the entire class while injecting insulin before lunch, being stared at because your pump made a big beeping sound when I'm having a bad sugar level. It really sucks, so I just thought I'd say to everyone this one thing:

    Never, ever pick on a diabetic. Because you have no idea what its like.

    Hi guys, so I have a friend who is really important to me, and her name is Caitlyn. And I'm asking if you could do one thing for me.

    So, Caitlyns got a few nicknames, Cat, Katey, etc. But her Worst jokes ever username is 'Caitlyn'. She only just started on this about a week ago and I would love it if you could keep an eye out for her jokes, and always press the like button for her because she really loves it when sm… Read more