Pick On jokes
If you want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents.
Double!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Triple!
Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
Uh, six teachers are annoying. Thank God I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why do orphans always get picked on?
They can't run and tell their parents.
Why do disabled people always get picked on?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.
"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"
Lil Johnny's teacher wanted to play an alphabet game, so she said, "What word starts with A?" Lil Johnny raised his hand fast, but she knew that he would say "ass," so she picked on Sally and she said, "Apple." She said, "What word starts with B?" Little Johnny raised his hand as fast as he could, but she knew that he would say something like "bitch," so she picked on Emmanuel and Emmanuel said, "Banana." She went all the way to W. Little Johnny raises hand as fast as he could again, and the teacher thought of a cuss word that could start with the letter W. She could not think of a cuss word that could start with W, so she called on Little Johnny. Little Johnny said, "Wow." The teacher said, "Good job." Then Little Johnny said, "Like wow, two elephants fucking!"
So here’s this funny story, and it’s true.
So my mom has this friend. When this guy was a kid, he was on the school bus, and this Mexican kid checked him into the aisle, so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox, and he started bleeding. Then they both get banned from the bus for a few days, so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house, and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again, I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”
Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.
ANYONE?
Why do disabled people get picked on so much?
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
I was reading a book one day when I suddenly heard a sound. It was the Grim Reaper. I ignored it and continued reading my book. Suddenly, I realized that I was one of the main characters, which, at the end, dies.
I used to like fireworks, but I'm dead now. Fireworks look like a charm if you don't mind something a little ghostly.
What lies beneath your nose and is being picked on? Your boogers.
"Akeld" sounds like a 56-year-old man just picking on kids for no reason. I say, get a life!
If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple got picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.... (not the orphan)