1. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
2. Oh you’re talking to me, I thought you only talked behind my back.
3. My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
if my phone battery lasted as long as my relationship i would never be able to play my phone
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery in an anti vax kid? A. Nothing they both die at ten
