Pedophile icon jokes

There is a club that the pedophile icon wants to join, but it is on the East Coast: "The Boys Club." He's having his own version of it at his Neverland Ranch. Just bring a boy, age 4-11, no parents allowed, and have a fun-filled time with a fucked-up creep. Individual times vary, depending on the age of the boy and how much cash you wish to get back after the chosen time is spent.

P.S. No girls allowed and no "Pepsi-hee-hee." We have "mi-hi-hi-lk" instead.

We're off to see the pedophile. The horrible pedophile of Neverland Ranch. He is, he-he is the terrible pedophile that ever was. Little boys, stay in your room until June 25th, so YOU won't be a target. We'll be carrying Pepsi-hee-hee with us, so we can keep it at bay. We're off to see the pedophile icon of Neverland Ranch.

What's the difference between Michael Joseph Jackson and a shopping bag? One's white, plastic, and dangerous to children (young boys ages 3-11 only) and a hazard to them. (This is why with toys for kids that age, they put in the choke hazard.) The other is beneficial for society, since the other is used to carry things, even the books on the pedophile icon, and to carry Pepsi-hee-hee. BUY PEPSI-HEE-HEE.

Michael's final wish was to be made into Lego blocks so kids could play with him for a change. Karma for the dead pedo icon.

When Michael Joseph Jackson died, plastic surgeons took his remains and made Halloween masks to give to children. The horror of the pedophile icon lives on every October 31. You can't escape the world's most dangerous pedophile, except with Pepsi-hee-hee. The pedo icon rides again.

What is the favorite city of the pedophile icon? Paris.