Paper product jokes

Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?

Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.

My friend tried to sleep on napkins.

I guess that's why they're called NAP-kins.

What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other? "I feel really wiped."

Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.

Q: Why did the toilet paper cross the road?

A: It did not want to get stuck in a crack.

What do you call a two-dimensional owl? A Paper Towl!