Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?
Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.
My friend tried to sleep on napkins.
I guess that's why they're called NAP-kins.
What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other? "I feel really wiped."
Q. why did the toilet paper cross the road A. it did not want to get stuck in a crack
