What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "I've got a bone to pick with you!"
That was a real rib tickler. I've got a skele-TON more of the skele-PUNS!
Other Skeleton Jokes
What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.
A pa_pıe_rus.
What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "You're dead to me."
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?
"You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"
