Orchid jokes
How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.
So I walk into Orchids Of Asia. I come out three minutes later with the best massage of my life. What's the catch? Aye, there, matey, the catch of the day be crabs.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.... (not the orphan)
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Q: An apple gets picked.
Where were the first orange trees 🍊🌳 planted?
In Orange County.