Office space jokes

Why did the child cross the road?

To get to the church.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

The Priest... Let's go to my office, because I'm totally not a pedophile.

Jake, Tommy, and Mike were adopted. Jake got adopted, Tommy got adopted, and Mike. Mike grew up to be an office worker. So you get a new job, and hear something about this guy named Mike.

The next day you go into the office and Mike is sitting next to you, with unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Then, a co-worker comes up and says, "No one told you Mike was gonna be this GGGAAAAYYYYY!"

September 11, bring your plane to work day.

Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.

Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.

When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.

My ceiling isn't the best... But it's up there!