What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger! You racist fuc-
What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
I wish I didn't have depression because all my friends have "BBC Bitch be crazy" disease.
Go commit neck rope.
Pickup line; Hey mama, you school? Cuz I'd like to shoot some kids up in you.
What do you call a midget with autism?
A weetard.